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From :  Setzer-
In the whole world of Final Fantasy 6, there is only 8 toilets... 6 of 'em can be found in the prisons of Vector!
From :  Setzer-
How did Ultros do to move a four tons weight above the scene of the Opera House, and how could the framework stand this weight?
From :  Squirtle
Why does the propellor powered Falcon fly 10 times faster than the rocket powered Ragnarok fron Final Fantasy 8?
From :  Matrix-15
How is it possible that it isn't possible to be stronger than Kefka when we fight him at the imperial camp?
From :  Oliman(www.olicity.f
Something common in many rpgs. You stand in front of someone, and they say stuff like:
- The empire is powerful
or
- There's a cave to the west
Imagine in real life how hard it'd be to get milk at the convenience store.
Also, you enter in someone's house without knowing that person, often without asking, and they don't give a ...
From :  Kole
Anyone that can use a sword, can use it in one hand, even if it's bigger than they are!
From :  Koochimog
Why, in the Opera scene, while the soundtrack plays, Celes keeps her lips shut or why does she sing when there's no lyrics ? =o)
From :  Koochimog
How, by using only one scaphander (stolen by Gau), three people (Sabin, Cyan and Gau) managed to breath underwater in the current to finally arrive safe and sound on the beach close to Narshe ? =o)
From :  Koochimog
Why isn't there any return policy when we're not happy with the weapon we've just bought ?
From :  Koochimog
Why didn't Cyan die by the poison at Doma Castle? He never drinks? By the way, why are there only two survivors (Cyan and a guy with a green turbana), and what became of that other guy?
From :  Koochimog
How could Setzer hide a whole aircraft in a mere tomb !?!?!?
From :  go to the esper worl
How can Cid, after the end of the World of Balance, eat the dozen of kilos of fish Celes brings him? he's a bottomless pit or what?
From :  NGSF
How is it that the Empire could send only Biggs/Vicks, Wedge, and Terra to Narshe but they are all around Lvl 7 when they get there?
From :  NGSF
Since the world has that East-West and North-South No Barrier thing, couldn't the Empire just send forces around the world by going SOUTH until they got to Narshe? How did the 3 people get to the northern continent anyway?
From :  go to the esper worl
How can it be that our heroes only eat in Gestahl's banquet?
From :  go to the esper worl
That's the same in any RPG:
WHY can't we draw our sword (or any weapon), go crazy and slay the poor townsfolks around?
From :  Néo
How can it be that treasure chests are left lying in caves. Furthermore, how can treasure chests appear in caves not made by man, such as the one under Figaro Castle??
From :  Pandemona
Why, during the fight against Ultros in the opera, does Ultros "dive" like he were in water? The ground is made of wood, not water!
From :  MT
Why is it when you leave the auction house after the man says "Todays auction is over.", and enter it again, there is another auction?
From :  Pandemona
The Final Fantasy worlds are all wrong: The Earth is almost filled up with cities, while in Final Fantasy, the world is covered with empty fields, deserts, and only a few towns are duelling.
From :  go to the esper worl
How can it be that miserable towns with about a dozen of inhabitants can survive, without fields, without factories...
In the same way, why don't surrounding monsters let go their beastly instinct and attack an undefended town?
From :  go to the esper worl
How can it be that, for instance, if we sell thousands of objects and weapons to the same store, this one always has enough money and room for all your stuff.
Likewise, how can a merchant have enough room for all the stuff we buy (like when we purchase 99 of every of his objects)?
From :  go to the esper worl
How can our heroes carry hundreds or even thousands of objects in their pockets?
From :  go to the esper worl
Why, in the World of Ruin, won't Kefka just kill you with his "Light of Justice"?
From :  go to the esper worl
Why can a character only be equipped with specific weapons? Why, in a mood of change, can't he grab another weapon such as an axe?
From :  go to the esper worl
When a character dies or is turned to stone, we don't see the team carry the body.
From :  MT
Why is it most of the FF's have the planet named "Earth", but every FF world is different?
From :  FFINCOLABLE
Why the characters never get tired?
From :  FFINCOLABLE
Why does a character that bumps into a wall is never hurt?
From :  go to the esper worl
Why, when we're on the platform of the Statues after the beginning of the countdown, isn't the island slowly disintegrating instead of exploding in one shot?
From :  go to the esper worl
Weather conditions:
why does it never rain?
(or why is it always raining in Zozo?)
From :  Mouette
Why when we unequip someone miles away in another team, we can use his equipment after switching teams (when we have multiple teams, or when doing different scenarios....)
From :  Totox
Why do FF characters never change clothes?
From :  MOOGLE
Why don't we use a Phoenix Down on Leo to raise him?
From :  Cynon
Why is it there are about 20 people in a town and only 5 or 6 buildings, one being a weapon shop, another being an armor shop, another being an item shop, an inn/pub, and maybe a chocobo stable.

The last house not even having a bed.
From :  go to the esper worl
How is it that we can't go to the opera as a watcher after the incident with Ultros or after the Earth Dragon. They even deny access to their room, how rude!
From :  go to the esper worl
why can't we reach the Fanatics tower with the airship?
From :  Cynon
Why to chocobos remind me of Big Bird from Sesame Street?
From :  Cynon
Why do people in FF games have like 1 or 2 room houses?
From :  Cynon
Why do monsters hold potions and swords when they dont use them?
From :  TheBrotherhoodofNOD
Why does a train carrying departed souls serve food that restores living people to full health?
From :  barfcat
How is that that "sneezing" is so darned powerful!
From :  sabin
How can we fight against a train? (the Ghost Train)
From :  sabin
How can Sabin hold such a large house that's about to collapse while Celes goes to save the kid?
From :  Kevin C
How is it possible, that after their airship explodes, your entire party survives to be reassembled later?!
From :  Babar
The creators of this game are humans...
From :  snoopy
How can a guy live in a sand worm?
From :  sephiroth
Why do we never eat chocobos?
(What does a chocobo taste like?
Does it taste like chichen..???)
From : 
Why does Ultros end up at the colosseum as a receptionist, and why doesn't he attack us?
From :  go to the esper worl
Why, when you have Banon in your team, whenever he dies, it's forever, while if anyone else dies, that doesn't matter?
From :  go to the esper worl
Why can't we completely clear a zone from its monsters? (think of the Forest of dinosaurs.)
From :  go to the esper worl
If I purchase a potion at the beginning of the game, I can still use it during the fight against kefka. There's no "Best Before" date?
From :  Elec
What happened to that little girl in South Figaro that always came into the bar? And why is it that the barkeep is the only one who mentions her disappearance? Jeez! Talk about apathetic.
From :  go to the esper worl
How is it that ANY wound can be healed with mere potions? (that dyno just ate me, doesn't matter, I've got a potion.)
From :  go to the esper worl
A character can fight as efficently with 1HP as he does with 9999HP .
From :  Jubei
Why is it that one can stay in a city and watch a dove fly away and somehow be able to track it's movements for miles of land?
From :  6665454654645654
Why is it that Ultros hates the party so much? Did they accidently bump into him while on the raft and he decides to kill them for it?
From :  Sins
How is it that when the airship is destroyed, and the entire party is thrown to the four corners of the world, Celes manages to have held on to all the equipment and items.
From :  Sins
How come the only person besides Shadow and Relm who can equip the memento ring is Gogo? Hmmm...
From :  Tokania
Why don't beast in the coloseum kill the spectators and guards to run away?
From :  Mogkiller
Why in the auction house can't we purchase the weird stuff (like the airship miniature) when we've got WAY more than a million?
From :  XD
Why don't the people of Maranda stone Celes for torching their town when she's in the party?
From :  hihanhu
Why, in Sabin's house, do everyone sleep in the same bed? How do they do that? One does the box frame, another one does the mattress, the next does the pillow, and the last acts as a blanket?
From :  go to the esper worl
How can we run as fast as the Phantom Train and still have time to turn around and perform special attacks?
From :  go to the esper worl
Is there an infinite amount of monsters in the Colosseum? The more we kill, the more there are. And do they have an infinite stock of items?
From :  go to the esper worl
How can the attack of a (small) dog can inflict more dammage than his master's blade?

How can that one dog protect his master against a wide range of attacks without the need for us to heal him at all?
From :  go to the esper worl
I've always been wondering how did Shadow do to reach the floating continent that easily while we had to struggle like crazy just to step there?

Moreover, how can he fare alone when he leaves the group to hold back Kefka and come back without a scratch?
From :  Diamondlance
How come the people at the school in Narshe are oblivious of current events? For example, Terra's allowed in after teaming up with the empire at the beginning. In the World of Ruin, no one seems to realize that everyone's gone.
From :  Gau
Why, when we reach the north end of the world, do we end up to the south? Shouldn't we still be to the north, but on the other side of the earth? (A man walking in antarctica won't pop into Groenland just by walking a few steps towards the south.)
From :  sbaptd97
How, in the train, did Cyan and Shadow manage to keep up to Sabin while he was jumping between wagons, while he's the only one to have undergone intense training?

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